elkhartjim Report post Posted October 17, 2017 I recently found a new spell checker some of you may find beneficial. Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a quay and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite It's rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no It's letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manholt Report post Posted October 17, 2017 Mine is from China also! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayne77590 Report post Posted October 17, 2017 Funny thing about it is Carl understood every connotation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manholt Report post Posted October 17, 2017 That Wayne means that Jim and I don't have Alzheimer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elkhartjim Report post Posted October 17, 2017 Yeah, Wayne, what Carl said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jleamont Report post Posted October 17, 2017 WOW, that was painful to read Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blakeloke Report post Posted October 17, 2017 Fun topic Jim! Gnouw I well halve a bier! blake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manholt Report post Posted October 17, 2017 See, it don't have to be spelled right for the brain to read it....I'll take a red wine, Blake! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfe10 Report post Posted October 17, 2017 Whine or wine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elkhartjim Report post Posted October 17, 2017 I expected Bill to comment. He's always looking for his spell chequer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildebill308 Report post Posted October 18, 2017 2 hours ago, elkhartjim said: I expected Bill to comment. He's always looking for his spell chequer. No coment as it looked goos to me. Bill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manholt Report post Posted October 18, 2017 Brett. A little of both, Bill. Hang in there and try one from Nort Korea...they welly good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hermanmullins Report post Posted October 18, 2017 I think all of this is really funny, each and everyone of us can read and understand every word. Herman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
punxsyjumper Report post Posted October 18, 2017 22 hours ago, elkhartjim said: I expected Bill to comment. He's always looking for his spell chequer. My spell checker is sitting over on the couch reading her book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elkhartjim Report post Posted October 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Punxsyjumper said: My spell checker is sitting over on the couch reading her book. You should reward her with a flour for her help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manholt Report post Posted October 19, 2017 You should reward her with a docen flours for being a non-squaking femal quetly reding a bok! Dats amasing!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
punxsyjumper Report post Posted October 19, 2017 22 hours ago, manholt said: You should reward her with a docen flours for being a non-squaking femal quetly reding a bok! Dats amasing!!! It don't last long, let me tell ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
punxsyjumper Report post Posted October 19, 2017 On 10/18/2017 at 5:41 PM, elkhartjim said: You should reward her with a flour for her help. I keep her stocked up on flour. Where else am I going to get my biskits? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites